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[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 25 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Hook it up to a hose and squirt fans with blood through a hole in his neck!

[–] modus@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

AI slop isn't AI slopping for once

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

The face is way too proportional tho

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 11 hours ago

Gwar has taught me that people love being sprayed with blood.

[–] BarbedDentalFloss@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Oh man it could be like a gwar concert!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I commented almost the same thing before reading this 🤦.