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Your doctor shit my pants
Sounds like something he'd do tbh.
If I'm being perfectly honest, though, I really liked seeing my old doctor, I didn't sour on him until recently when I got off the wrong medication and all the memories came back
Tbh I bet you suck at stealing shopping carts
are you talking about the shopping cart theory? i always put my carts back where i got them from
I knew you fucking sucked at stealing shopping carts
lmaoooo. i've just been conditioned to return the carts by my parents. if my parents weren't such morally upstanding people, i'm sure i would never return them.