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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 55 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

oh god, they're already evolving into crabs

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 22 hours ago

All sex lives end up here. My wife has slowly over the course of months started walking sideways. She doesn't notice it though

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 23 hours ago

It’s the ultimate lifeform