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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands (sopuli.xyz)
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[–] AldinTheMage@ttrpg.network 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why we use JavaScript on the front end, JavaScript on the back end, and you can streamline it even more by using JavaScript for the db layer too. After all, if you have too much data to be reasonably parsed in a single .json file, you are probably just architecting wrong.

[–] msage@programming.dev 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Every time you get over 200k lines of JSON you gotta split it into another app, so you can webscale.

[–] ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AldinTheMage@ttrpg.network 3 points 14 hours ago

I miss the old tts voices and now everything is ai generated garbage :( Bring back the robot voices!