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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands (sopuli.xyz)
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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 22 hours ago

First off, I’d suggest printing out a copy of the GNU coding standards, and NOT read it. Burn them, it’s a great symbolic gesture.