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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands (sopuli.xyz)

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[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 111 points 5 days ago (34 children)

Programming languages, much like the jackass in the middle, are tools. Different tools are for different things. The right tool for the job can make your day. The wrong tool can make you question your entire career.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 20 points 5 days ago (10 children)

Exactly. And what is the best tool? The best tool for the job

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 5 points 5 days ago

And what is the best tool for the job? The best tool for the job.

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