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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands (sopuli.xyz)
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[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Almost any language is ok but some ecosystems make me want to turn into a murder hobo (looking at you, JavaScript).

[–] fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

You can't imagine how often I just sweared today about js. What did go through the mind of their designers, when they created this growing disease, and why did web browsers accept this as the lingua franca for the web. So... much... pain...

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 1 points 11 hours ago

Try using luarocks with luajit.