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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands (sopuli.xyz)

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[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago

"We have decided that we will use deck screws to build our deck, it's the right pattern and architecture for the job. Now get started with this hammer, the tool you use doesn't matter as long as it's functional as a tool. If it's not working well that's an optimization problem because you're bad at your job."