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[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 97 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (18 children)

I would make two separate views. 

CREATE VIEW NiceList AS
 SELECT * FROM Children
  WHERE behavior = 'nice' 
   AND parent.income > 40000; 
CREATE VIEW NaughtyList AS
 SELECT * FROM Children
  WHERE behavior = 'naughty';
[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Why are we using magic strings for behavior?

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Feel free to fork my comment. 

[–] Tja@programming.dev 11 points 1 week ago

Does Santa accept PRs?

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