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[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm walking into a trap here but:

This pedant is using an adjective as an adverb.

(...)you don't conjugate your verbs right.

[–] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

right is informal american english for "correctly". i don't give a shit about prescriptive rules of grammar, they're all bullshit. every last rule was created by some holier-than-thou pedant. i'm only interested in descriptive rules, i.e. grice's maxims (the thing that finally made me understand how to get over my autism)

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 9 minutes ago (1 children)

grice’s maxims

https://www.usingenglish.com/articles/grices-conversational-maxims.html for those, like me, who did not know what Grice's Maxims are. It's a short read.

[–] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world 2 points 7 minutes ago

believe it or not i can't remember how it all works even though i was completely obsessed with it in college. i knew how much it could benefit me if i started applying the maxims to every single thing i heard and said, which i did.