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[–] Ooops@feddit.org 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wants to be Pro but doesn't even do it recursive...

[–] OshaqHennessey@midwest.social 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)
function foo() {
  x = new Random();
  case (x = 10):
    return (x);
  default:
    foo()
}
[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

What unholy mix of languages is that? It is dominated by a blend of javascript and python, but with notes of something exotic. Maybe algol? or vhdl?, there is to little to tell.
Impressive, someone write up a spec and publish it to the esolang wiki.

[–] OshaqHennessey@midwest.social 2 points 6 hours ago

It's an incoherent hodgepodge of C#/.NET, PowerShell, and JavaScript, each of which I've forgotten more about than I currently know