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submitted 13 hours ago by cm0002@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 15 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

You jest, but you aren't wrong. At least if we are talking about C, C++ or Rust. https://godbolt.org/z/oPPfdfcf5

.NET compiler is weak when it comes to optimizing your code; I assume Go's is as bad.

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Technically yes... But I think he was more making the excuse for the gore "from the goresmith's perspective."

And I'm not sure if the compiler in any language would change a random check function... The others are a possibility.