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Why No Fish Wants a Tongue-eating Parasitic Louse in its Mouth (animals.howstuffworks.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I know this isn’t what I should be focusing on, but “louse”?!

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That's the singular of lice

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 5 points 2 weeks ago

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[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Omfg I just thought they spelled “loose” wrong. XD

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Be careful not to loose your mind.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

What a lousy name.