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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I say this to my spouse at least once a week. She's the first person that genuinely likes when I info dump about my dumb interests and I love her so much for it.

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lucky. Mine walks up to quickly rinse her hands while I'm filling my water bottle.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Mine doesn't exist. They used to. I mean they still do, but they don't, it be like.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Did you banish them to the void or something? One of your translocation spells went wrong? Used the wrong chalk for a summoning ritual and sent them to the runic planes by any chance?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you ponder your orb for too long, you may find that the orb ponders back.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Any orb that tries that on me gets an immediate psionic schwack from my protective wards.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Finally, cryptic Facebook status posting has come to the Fediverse!

(This message is transmitted with lighthearted and non-hostile intent)

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Your message has been interpreted as mean spirited and actively hostile, we are presently in a state of flamewar.

[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They exist in a superposition?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm pretty sure their position is horizontal wherever they are.

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