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[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 83 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (11 children)

Is 14

Calls power company

Sure

[–] dreamwave@sh.itjust.works 81 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I got in a fight with Verizon and the FCC over bootloader locking when I was 15, some of us just have nothing better to do than be a complete and utter pedantic menace as kids

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 days ago

I think kids being pedantic menaces are a very important part of society. most of the times it's over good things, but adults don't have the time or drive to address it.

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