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[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 73 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Best I can do is mandatory Lumen and Nanite. You can get almost-stable 60 fps on a 5090 with DLSS Performance and 3x frame gen, which should be optimized enough for anyone.

My game will sell for 80 bucks, 150 if you want the edition with all the preorder-exclusive content.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I hate that I know what game this is referencing

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 25 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I don't. Because there are dozens if not hundreds that match the description.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 5 points 16 hours ago

I was thinking Borderlands 4

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 9 hours ago

I remember Robocop Rogue City launching with a high price (nothing crazy like that) but going on sale like 1 or 2 months later for 90% off