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Programmers are no longer needed! (lemmy.ml)
submitted 19 hours ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 58 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

'I want you to make me a Facebook-killer app with agentive AI and blockchains. Why is that so hard for you code monkeys to understand?'

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 26 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You forgot we run on fritos, tab, and mountain dew.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe he want to write damn login page himself.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago

Not say it out loud. Not stupid... Just proud.