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Programmers are no longer needed! (lemmy.ml)

submitted 19 hours ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I hope all those companies go bankrupt, people hiring those CEOs lose everything, and the CEOs never manage to find another job in their lives...

But that's a not bad second option.

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

The CEOs will get a short term boost to profits and stock price. Theyll get a massive bonus from it. Then in a few years when shit starts blowing up, they will retire before that happens with a nice compensation package, leaving the company, employeez, and stockholders up shits creek from his short sighted plan.

But the CEO will be just fine on his yacht, dont worry.