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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 167 points 17 hours ago (23 children)

Hey Hillary, do you know what I’d like to hear from you?

Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. You fucking lost to the fascist the first time around and paved the way for his ascent to power. You are a HUGE fucking factor in how we got to where we are now.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

If she could give a half decent blowjob the world would be a much nicer place

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world -4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Does age make you give worse blowjobs?

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

No, but she's not in Bill's go-to age range. Guess that wasn't the clear intent

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world -1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Stop being a half-wit

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