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[โ€“] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Maybe I'm gay, but I've never wanted a bone a woman so bad it got in the way of living my life.

Just jack it and move on bro. It's not that hard.

Iv found jacking to easier when its hard, but hey different stroked for different folks.

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