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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 105 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, it couldn't be the UN-confirmed genocide, nor the IDF-sanctioned videos of complete devastation, nor the steady wash of articles from journalists with decades of experience confirming utterly inhumane practices around aid distribution, rules of engagement and civilian deaths. Couldn't be.

[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

UN-confirmed

In case anyone misread that, they mean the United Nations (UN) confirmed it.

Yes, it's a genocide. Genocide is bad. It's not that fucking complicated.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 hours ago

One of the instances where abbreviating with periods could have helped: U.N.-confirmed

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 hours ago

Don’t forget the psytrance dances with dead babies in the background