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[–] msage@programming.dev 222 points 10 hours ago (8 children)

I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck?

Why does she need to say that?

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 123 points 10 hours ago

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

Money.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 101 points 10 hours ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 83 points 9 hours ago

Aipac. Is the reason.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 67 points 9 hours ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 57 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Why does she need to say that?

Hillary: everyones talking about Bill again, I'm gonna make them talk about me!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 19 points 6 hours ago

Why does she need to say anything?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

She's just mad everyone knows Trump blew her husband.