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Zero Trust Architecture (lemmy.ml)

submitted 18 hours ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] SorryQuick@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

we contact the parents, make sure they're compatible politically, theologogically

This is insane. You call that kid’s mom to ask who she votes for and what name she uses for god, and if it doesn’t match yours, kids can’t have fun?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

We have a 15 minute conversation to find out if they're batshit crazy slur calling racist trumpeters because we dont need to subject our kids to that shit.

I find it insane that you wouldn't take 15 minutes to get to know who your kids influencers are, but you do you.