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Anon asks out a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Nah but for real if some random stranger at a bar overheard me saying I'm single and then came up to me and my friends like that I would be a little creeped out too.

I wouldn't be mean about it, but I definitely wouldn't say yes.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Impossible. It's the females!

*insert Skinner meme*

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