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Zero Trust Architecture (lemmy.ml)

submitted 18 hours ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 23 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The guy she tells you not to worry about VS you.

I'm in the meme. In the shitty paragraph.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 23 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Are you my boyfriend/roommate?

Edit: he and I are both IT folks, but he handles all the Windows issues in the house. I handle Linux issues. He handles the router because it's closer to his desk so it's easier for him to threaten.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 15 hours ago

That seems optimal, I would be terrified at the thought of a Windows admin touching me.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

no, just me, gabe newell