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submitted 18 hours ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 146 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Deleting Roblox and installing Factorio

You'll thank me when you're older, kid.

[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 66 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The factory must grow.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 43 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"Why is my child applying to Nestle's child mines"

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 41 points 16 hours ago

he yearns

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Older? Poor kid might forget to eat or drink water if you get him hooked on Factorio

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

In my generation, we lived on Mountain Dew and Cheetos, and look at the Sim Cities we built.

[–] themoken@startrek.website 11 points 11 hours ago

Look on my works Sim Mayor and

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

Paying for Factorio and letting their engineering career pay for your retirement home is way cheaper than saving for retirement!