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[โ€“] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 48 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Supposedly, that is the whole deal with the Chilean Sea Bass that he gloats about. Spared no expense. Apparently that fish sounds fancy, but is actually super cheap. The whole park needed to have the shine of a top-of-the-line facility, but in the end, Ingen and Hammond had no idea what they were really cooking up.

The raptors for instance, I always got the feeling that paddock was kind of small and rapidly constructed. Those things had killed multiple people in the past, and the park's response was cram them into a jail cell. You'd think an intelligent, dangerous animal, that was not part of the tour or experience would be euthanized, rather than risk the whole park...but here is Ingen not dealing with the problem, and instead, actively making more raptors.

[โ€“] tempest@lemmy.ca 20 points 11 hours ago

They just needed Chris Pratt, Raptor Whisperer and they would have been fine.