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A lack of eyes disqualifies a man as eastern Roman Emperor. It’s understandable that many women would find that a dealbreaker.
To train eye strength, I recommend looking at things. Reading picture books can help stimulate hypertrophy as well.
Sleep with a lot of REM could help too. It's basically HIIT for the eyes.
naeh, you can have a fucked up sleep schedule and slightly bloodshot eyes and still get eye pull if you do 1+2+3
so what do you actually need to pull the eye fetishists? (anectotal evidence, not applicable in general):
you can do all of that artifically
the majority of people with bright blue eyes need contacts/glasses anyway so almost nobody can pull all 3 criteria naturally. so go ahead and do your lashes, my guy 😘
Sure but which REM album exactly?