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[–] AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip 0 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Lots of ways. My first car was free because the owner kept getting oil leaks from the plug or filter and didn’t want to deal with selling it. Said she had tried three different oil filters and had the plug checked. Due to the big unknown problem she felt she’d have a hard time. Funny thing is when I got it home I checked it out, and someone had pierced it with a flathead screwdriver. I know that cause I took one and put it in the hole and it was a perfect fit. Horrible woman, so I’m sure she just pissed someone off.

My second car was $300 because my neighbors ex boyfriend had left his car at her place long past the limit to qualify for abandonment and she spite sold it to me. He loved that ugly car and it was souped up. I practically stole it. LOL

So it is possible, but I suppose not normal.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 3 points 14 hours ago

The cheapest car I ever owned was listed on Craigslist for $1,000 but I managed to talk it down because it had a broken fuel gauge, only lasted me about a year. It was a 1993 Dodge Dakota, so we're in OBD1 era here. I'm currently driving a late 90s Honda with almost 300,000 miles, it burns oil but it's still drives fine. I'm going to drive it until it dies and then hopefully I'll have enough money to buy something on Craigslist. In my experience $500 would only buy you a mechanic's special. I first got my driver's license in the 2010s and I live on the west coast, if that makes any difference

[–] AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip 1 points 14 hours ago

I should also add the first one only lasted me three years because it was Jerry-rigged beyond any comprehension and I had already heard from my neighbor she was thinking of seeking the abandoned car, so when the transmission gave out on mine I just made her an offer and she took it. My second car is still going 15 years later, although I sold it to someone when I moved away and still see them with it when I visit.