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[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 84 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Furthering that they are indeed not the "Pro-Life" party but instead the "Pro-Birth" party.

[–] adubya@feddit.online 27 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Agree but starting to even wonder about that. I've never seen them do anything that benefits births let alone even celebrate it. Seems to be "Pro-Misery especially at others expense".

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 7 points 13 hours ago

That's where the "the cruelty is the point" expression comes from

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

"Brood-mares for more mine yearners" party

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Remember, their cars are the gaint Yukons with a convoy of body guards aren't safe enough. But your car. It could literally be a gascan strapped to tricycle for all they care.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 21 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

It could literally be a gascan strapped to tricycle for all they care.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Time to mandate every car's steering column has a 1.5ft razor sharp spike sticking out of it.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Takata did nothing wrong.