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Stuck in the Timiddle With You (lemmy.zip)
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[โ€“] SpicyColdFartChamber@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hope you are shit posting. But in case you aren't, this is satire.

[โ€“] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I didn't realize I was on the onion, you may roast me. Spit roast me, even.