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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/39329798

Bet you never thought you'd read that combination of words anywhere other than on the back of a Dan Brown book, did you.

(article is paywalled, unfortunately, but there's enough there to get the gist)

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They’re christians why would they read the bible?

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Obligatory compilation of the spooky predictions from Revelations about that antichrist, which Trump seems to hit

Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist? Here Are the Biblical Predictions: - Benjamin L. Corey - http://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/