Not The Onion

18698 readers

2482 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount after reports of Trump intervening (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 1 day ago by FTonsilStones@programming.dev to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

31 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] 50MYT@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chan always had a rule "no guns". It was about the martial arts.

But then he did a film (Vanguard) for the CCP that was garbage. He walked around shooting guns and "captain China" pulled some bullshit out of a hat after being shot 8 times. Also random CGI lion and lady. Jackie was horrible in it. The plot sucked and it was textbook crap movie.

Worst film I've seen this decade. The reviews are hilarious because clearly someone didn't like it bombing so they paid a bunch of nationalist idiots to say good stuff about talking points they were given.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

If you want a really bad film with him, try Iron Mask. For some reason, both Jackie Chan and Arnold Schwarzenegger are dubbed in English.