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Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen

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[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)

On the one hand, I enjoyed the first three and would gladly watch a fourth. On the other, there's no way I'm giving money to this creep. Yo ho ho...

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Attention is a sort of currency too.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Jackie Chan is in his 70's now... I'm not sure how that would work out

Thanksgiving isn't even here bucko. I don't care how you package them, you keep your Santa ho ho hos until December 1st like a decent human being. Besides what does Santa even have to do with pirating a movie?!?