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Meta allegedly gave accounts engaged in the “trafficking of humans for sex” 16 chances before suspending them, according to testimony from the company’s former head of safety and well-being, Vaishnavi Jayakumar. The testimony — along with several other claims that Meta ignored problems if they increased engagement — surfaced in an unredacted court filing related to a social media child safety lawsuit filed by school districts across the country.

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 31 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

That seems like 17 strikes too many.

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago

To be fair, they allowed 17 strikes without repercussions. We may never actually know how many strikes it would take to get suspended on the platform

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Hurray, everyone is off the platform. Honestly, that would be for the best...

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I suggest a 1 strike policy.
Here's an example: use 1 supersonic heatseeking rocket to do a rocket strike on Zuckerberg (if he survives then use 1 more rocket until he is no longer breathing)

If successful then it could be a policy that's adopted to be used on other billionaires, muskyboy, tRUMP, etc etc.

It may not work but I say we should give it a go for about ten years to see what happens...

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 hours ago

use 1 supersonic heatseeking rocket

Personally I'd go for the slap chop, aka R-9X, but I understand if you fancy heatseekers