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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 32 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Question: What's worse as running gear: A pencil skirt... Or a garter belt.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 38 points 14 hours ago

I did a double-take too, but she's wearing skin-colored shorts with a red stripe on them over tights.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Zoom in, shorts over leggings.

[–] cenzorrll@piefed.ca 8 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

OK, but what about the lab coat?

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 1 points 7 hours ago

Looks like it's actually just a coat (see the black cuffs and hood).

Hut lab coats are pretty comfortable. Woven so tightly that they block hair poking through them, so I imagine it works as a wind breaker pretty well (though, you're never supposed to leave a building with it on...)

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Light weight, but enough to block the wind a bit on the way to gym.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 9 hours ago

I've never had to run in a pencil skirt... yet 🤞 .

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I have worn neither, but have have once tried running with a towel wrapped around and I feel like a garter belt would be better.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 4 points 13 hours ago

While I've never worn a garter belt myself, that does sound right to me.