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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Just a heads up, you can cancel the colors with any word written beside the ``` without a space. For instance, I wrote “```bigcummies“

>Be me 
>At a party with my gf
>Having a great time, enjoying that new beer I brought over
>Suddenly I notice my gf across the room, giving me looks to help her
>I walk over, some dweeb taking about his latest hentai obsession it some weird shit 
>Being a couple drinks in, I try to let him know that he's making my gf uncomfortable with his behavior
>Fuck it, maybe he's cool, I offer him one of my beers, let's get to know each other
>Out of nowhere here kicks me in the balls. Wtf.
>Host apologized to me and kicks the guy out. Shouting about not being a coward. Wtf