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[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 124 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I love that the shark can take down whole modern digital infrastructure, but it can't stop C developers from writing dynamic arrays.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago

Some species are just perfectly adapted to their niche...

C developers were already writing dynamic arrays before computer data was running through underseas cables.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

I think it's Russian uninsured ships "accidentally" dragging anchors across major fibre optic links rather than sharks chewing them