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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There is a neanderthal and an early human inside you
They're kissing, they're both boys and they're kissing

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

This thought would have Lindsey Graham both disgusted and aroused. But mostly aroused.