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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Then what's Java?

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Shadow that is cast by the sins of men

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Coffee? Idk I'm not a coder, I just know MatLab lol

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago

A hive of villiany and boilerplate

[–] lmagitem@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago

Exorcist