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[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

See, I don't have to worry about such details. I work in corporate software dev, which means that everything is an MSSQL database where most of the tables contain only an ID of a table-specific format and a JSON blob. Why use an ORM when you can badly reimplement NoSQL in a relational database instead?

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 7 points 16 hours ago

hey hey, there there. don't worry. most of the major NoSQL DBs implement just as horrible of travesties