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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

AOC is against socialism (towards megacorps).

(Edit: I might have not been clear - the joke is the the nonsense about redistributing taxpayer wealth to private corporations.)

[–] AlsaValderaan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I hadn't realized corporations are social creatures. Feels like the opposite to me

[–] end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Hey man, corporations are people too (according to the law)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Have you ever seen how quickly they socialise/gather together/collude when there is even a whiff of talks to regulate them or tax them??
They put aside their differences, pool their resources, and act ferociously willing to fight to the bitter end.

Further proof: they have loving relationship with their pets (CEOs, lobbyists, politicians), they "cry" & get slapped on the wrists when they cause a social or environmental catastrophe, they all post ads of ppl smiling & telling you how their megacorp cares about people and loves them?

They are totally like people!

/s (just the last bit!)

[–] Kyouki@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Curious if you can post some stuff as to why that be the case, genuine question. Thanks for the information.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Sorry, it's a joke about 'corporations being people' and giving them monies being akin to a socialist (~benefiting society) act.

To clarify even further - it's not, the concepts don't make sense together (hence the humor or obvious sarcasm).