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You who have been handed only a pale shadow of the true history. Harken to me. Before your fathers ever darkened a lady's doorstep, America had had a gay president. And not only this, but a professional wrestler.
This president was a Chad, nay a Gigachad - for he freed the slaves. Yes... He is the one of whom I speak. That is the true history, which we forget at great peril.
Pretty sure it was James Buchanan who was the first, the terrible guy right before him. Never dated women, and always lived with his "just a friend".
TIL: Ben the man slut Franklin wasn't a president of the shooty country.
Um, nobody said he was? He does get to be on the money, which is pretty Chad.
I assumed he was a good candidate and checked.
I never heard that about Buchanan, wasn't a fan of his work though