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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You who have been handed only a pale shadow of the true history. Harken to me. Before your fathers ever darkened a lady's doorstep, America had had a gay president. And not only this, but a professional wrestler.

This president was a Chad, nay a Gigachad - for he freed the slaves. Yes... He is the one of whom I speak. That is the true history, which we forget at great peril.

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pretty sure it was James Buchanan who was the first, the terrible guy right before him. Never dated women, and always lived with his "just a friend".

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TIL: Ben the man slut Franklin wasn't a president of the shooty country.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Um, nobody said he was? He does get to be on the money, which is pretty Chad.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

I assumed he was a good candidate and checked.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

I never heard that about Buchanan, wasn't a fan of his work though