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This New AI-Powered App Lets Users Chat With Jesus, Mary, The Apostles — And Even Satan (allthatsinteresting.com)
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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 36 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

His English is pretty good for someone born in first-century Judea.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

https://biblehub.com/q/was_jesus_omniscient.htm

Omniscience refers to the ability to know all things-past, present, and future-completely and without limitation.

Conclusion

Scripture consistently presents Jesus as fully God and fully man, possessing all divine attributes, including omniscience.

I suppose that establishes it. Jesus is presumably also fluent in Cockney rhyming slang.

[–] DeuxChevaux@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

If Jesus is omniscient and we can talk to him now, then Google and Ai become obsolete... uhm, wait...

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think you've heard the news, but... He's been always among us.