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In August 2025, two nearly identical lawsuits were filed: one against United (in San Francisco federal court) and one against Delta Air Lines (in Brooklyn federal court). They claim that each airline sold more than one million “window seats” on aircraft such as the Boeing 737, Boeing 757, and Airbus A321, many of which are next to blank fuselage walls rather than windows.

Passengers say they paid seat-selection fees (commonly $30 to $100+) expecting a view, sunlight, or the comfort of a genuine window seat — and say they would not have booked or paid extra had they known the seat lacked a window.

As reported by Reuters, United’s filing argues that it never promised a view when it used the label “window” for a seat. According to the airline, “window” refers only to the seat’s location next to the aircraft wall, not a guarantee of an exterior view.

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[–] FunkFactory@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

In any case if you're on a flight longer than a couple hours you're not allowed to open them anyway, they make you keep em shut so people can nap 🙈 But it's fun to look out for the takeoff and landing. But the planes that tint the windows are the best.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

It really depends on the airline and the time of day at the destination.

[–] FunkFactory@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I mean I guess if you're in the air at night then yeah you can open them. My last few flights were long haul going west during the day, so the sun never goes down, and people sleep the whole way.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Nah you're still allowed to open them to smoke

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Nah you're still allowed to open them to smoke