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In August 2025, two nearly identical lawsuits were filed: one against United (in San Francisco federal court) and one against Delta Air Lines (in Brooklyn federal court). They claim that each airline sold more than one million “window seats” on aircraft such as the Boeing 737, Boeing 757, and Airbus A321, many of which are next to blank fuselage walls rather than windows.

Passengers say they paid seat-selection fees (commonly $30 to $100+) expecting a view, sunlight, or the comfort of a genuine window seat — and say they would not have booked or paid extra had they known the seat lacked a window.

As reported by Reuters, United’s filing argues that it never promised a view when it used the label “window” for a seat. According to the airline, “window” refers only to the seat’s location next to the aircraft wall, not a guarantee of an exterior view.

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[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Or at least put a monitor running Microsoft.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At one point in my career, they moved us to a long white room with no windows. (The reason this particular room on this floor did not have windows was that on the wall, where the windows normally would have been were large external letters on the outside of the building spelling out the original name of the building. So of course you couldn’t have windows behind the externally mounted letters.) And their attempt at making it bearable was to put giant vinyl stickers of somewhat cartoonish window scenes along the big long outside white wall. I did not enjoy working in that space.

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

At least they tried

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago

No, I already get nauseous traveling.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, lets stare at a blue screen for five hours because the screensaver coded in Electron crashed minutes after takeoff.