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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Pets are ridiculously expensive and definitely a luxury.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My cat costs 100 bucks a month. And brings me the only source of joy I have.

That's cheap and I consider not having suicidal thoughts to not be a luxury.

[–] PagPag@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This seems expensive.

How tf does your cat cost $100/month?

Mine lives a life of luxury and it cannot be half of that even when all yearly spending is averaged.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Easily. Combination of pet insurance and normal medical bills plus a canned diet with occasional toys, treats, litter, specialty furniture, and cleaning supplies. You can do with less and gamble with health problems, unexpected emergencies, and boredom-linked destructiveness.

(I had a diabetic cat. Between him, a girl that can't eat dry food or cheap canned without getting bladder stones, and a third cat that eats whatever but isn't worth the effort of separating at meal times I was spending $400+/month just on food. It's less now without the diabetes to manage but still not cheap.)

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Pets are the new kids

Goldfish are the new pets

Pet rocks are the new goldfish

Kids are insanely expensive and time consuming. Which normally isn't a problem in a healthy society with functional communities and affordable goods and services. We aren't in a healthy society.

[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

What? Compared to having a kid they're extremely cheap. My small dog costs me at most about $2000 a year.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Tell that to the tremendous number of homeless people in poverty who have pets.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

lol, I can assure you that is a very yuppie mindset. Vast majority of people with pets can't afford much beyond the food.