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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Only if your paranoia includes your dog being out to get you

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 0 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Every gun owner I met is scared of everything.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I accidentally got dragged into a conversation at work with a gun owner who seemed to have it mapped out exactly how they thought a home invasion would play out. In their scenario they'd have the drop on the robbers, who'd never be expecting someone to keep a loaded gun by their bed while sleeping...

There was so much detail in there that it made me wonder if they actually wanted someone to come into their house so they could have an excuse to kill someone.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Oh, yeah. They live for this fantasy. We have an Airstream travel trailer, and there are people in that group that are absolutely certain that someone WILL try to break in sooner or later while they're camping, and they will be Ready For It.

I assume they are the same group of people that end up shooting an innocent person that had their car break down at 2 am and just wanted help, or knocked on the door to what they thought was a friend's house.

It's really disturbing how certain they are that this will happen. Too much Fox News, I assume.

[–] Verat@sh.itjust.works 8 points 17 hours ago

Most of the ones who aren't don't reveal they are gun owners or think about it so much.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I own guns. Not because I'm scared of anything, but because I inherited one, and my mom has a farm and shooting clay pigeons is fun. Plus, I have to kill a chicken snake for her every so often.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 16 hours ago

Seriously, I got a $20 thrower and for a box of ammo and pigeons it's probably the cheapest way to spend an hour or two.