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Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Not in US. In US gun owners are never responsible for what happens with their guns. It can be the kid's fault, the dog's fault or even fault of the gun itself but it's never the gun owner's fault.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I bet it's Obama's fault!! 😤

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And those goddam immigrants!

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 2 points 22 hours ago

Dem taek'n urrr jobbs!!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You're right, I forgot about the Dick Cheney rule.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Remember kids, when you're a powerful politician and you shoot your friend in the face, remember to drag your friend and his family around on a PR campaign so they can apologize to you for the time you shot them.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

You wouldn't just do that! Go on the internet and lie!