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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 70 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Good piece, but must still make way for the true king of Christmas music, the Ukrainian folk metal piece known as Carol of the Bells.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (7 children)

“Carol of The Bells” is for fighting a massive thirty-story corrupt god, destroying a metro area with wild swings of its tentacles and tongues, running up the side of a skyscraper as fast as you can, holding a batshit crazy-large technosword, collateral damage everywhere, choir lyrics come in, all so that you and the other residents of the city can finally be safe, on the night of Christmas Eve.

Tell me it’s not.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Carol of the Bells" is two mind controllers vying for control of a glamorous penthouse filled with skateboards and mideval weaponry by posessing members of a wedding reception in order to obfuscate their identities from each other even though unbeknownst to them they are now married and putting off their consumation with increasingly ridiculous excuses.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Fuck, I can't unhear that now. You broke my Final Fantasy battle.

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